A-Diapers don't need to look like they are made of denim.
B-You won't look like #1 when you #2.
C-A kid in a diaper doesn't look chic.
D-If your poo is blue, you've probably eaten something you shouldn't have.
E-There is no way to look cool when you poo.
Seriously....who writes this crap?
PS--Darrell saw this while watching "World's Most Dangerous Group" on MTV--a documentary on NWA. You know...the band that started Gangsta Rap.